Decided to make myself an iOS camera app with handcrafted bespoke artisanal filters. Have to say I’m impressed with the app but no filters yet

How many Bluetooth devices are listed in your phone’s settings?

Updated with 10/10 Arcade Fire songs: itunes.apple.com/us/playli…

“Creep on trucking”

“It’s like Uber for Tinder for Uber drivers.”

Sorry, Elevation. You want to be PTL, you have to P more L than that. Tick crawling to another dog.

Jesus loves me, this I know, for the loud annoying guy on the corner yelled me so.

Current tattoo healing status: I’m a little teapot.

“If you prick us, do we not spew high-pressured red liquid for surreal distances and quantities?”

Other than the title character/actor and the “romance” plotline, this was pretty good. Not good enough to make up for the casting.

I just realized that both of the apps I have in the app store were started in my CocaConf DC hotel rooms at night during/after the conference. One in 2015, one in 2016. Maybe I’ll continue that streak at Try! Swift NYC this year.

Millennials killed search suggestions.

Millennials killed the iPods nano and shuffle.

Updated the playlist yesterday in honor of being woken up 3 times in the last week at 5:15am 👎 itunes.apple.com/us/playli…

I always feel like crepe myrtles are trying to kill me.

Millennials killed the radio star.

Millennials killed Flash.

I accidentally Spider-Man: Homecoming. #cultureVulture

Are we sure iOS 10 isn’t a beta?